We know you’ve been on the edge of your seat waiting for this announcement, so here it is! The world’s most anticipated sportscar, destined to humiliate the Bugatti Veyron 16.4 on the high speed ring and run circles around the Ariel Atom on the track can be yours for only one payment of $14,390!!! Call the number at the bottom of your screen NOW!
Look, can you blame us for trying to make it seem more interesting? We’ve been in statistics classes doing linear regression modeling more interesting than this car. In actuality, the Forte is an interesting car for those buyers needing a stylish first car. Or if you’re in the witness protection program and need cheap anonymity. Especially if you’re a 17 year old girl in the witness protection program who needs a stylish yet anonymous car. Then this would be perfect! Anyhow, expect it to woo Civic and Corolla shoppers and compete with the Fit (although probably be slightly inferior). At least it’s cheap and doesn’t look (much) like a suppository.