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You Can Exhale Now: Kia Forte Sedan Pricing Released

Posted in auto industry, Cars, Commuter Cars, Compact Cars, Kia, New Cars by Alex Kierstein | June 11th, 2009 | 4 Responses |


We know you’ve been on the edge of your seat waiting for this announcement, so here it is! The world’s most anticipated sportscar, destined to humiliate the Bugatti Veyron 16.4 on the high speed ring and run circles around the Ariel Atom on the track can be yours for only one payment of $14,390!!! Call the number at the bottom of your screen NOW!


<i>Maybe Delta Delta Delta can help ya with financing.</i>

Maybe Delta Delta Delta can help ya with financing.

Look, can you blame us for trying to make it seem more interesting? We’ve been in statistics classes doing linear regression modeling more interesting than this car. In actuality, the Forte is an interesting car for those buyers needing a stylish first car. Or if you’re in the witness protection program and need cheap anonymity. Especially if you’re a 17 year old girl in the witness protection program who needs a stylish yet anonymous car. Then this would be perfect! Anyhow, expect it to woo Civic and Corolla shoppers and compete with the Fit (although probably be slightly inferior). At least it’s cheap and doesn’t look (much) like a suppository.

[Source: Autoblog]

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4 Responses

  1. jesse says:

    top class sedan

  2. Curmudgeon says:

    Perhaps Alex, you would care to provide one, single example of a sedan on this planet that provides so many safety features as STANDARD EQUIPMENT for under $15,000 (U.S). I can only conclude that your frail attempt at humor (?) and wit (?) is your idea of objective reporting, i.e. put down the common man’s wheels to inflate your own ego and appear macho to the wannabes.

  3. Alex says:

    We make no pretense at objectivity. I suggest you visit RideCurmudgeon.com for that.

  4. SNAK3 says:

    I swear some people just can’t get past the whole KIA thing, I bet if you were to remove all of the brand badges and show it as a new civic you would probably like it.