Have you ever been so frustrated with another individual that you feel the need to cause a bit of havoc in their daily lives? Unfortunately living in Queens, NY this happens all to often and there are days that I’d like to nuke them off the planet. In the past physical violence may have been the way to go, but I’m older and wiser now and thus have moved on to more mature methods of irritating people I don’t like. I wouldn’t go so far as to say I’m a pacifist, but I’m finding that being a bit crafty has its advantages. For instance if you want to irritate someone to no end and you know your target has a rear drive vehicle, simply do the following. Take three standard zip-ties that can be purchased at any hardware store and secure them to the drive shaft of the victims vehicle. Make sure that they are long enough so that the ends of the ties just nick the cars under carriage when the vehicle is in motion. Almost immediately your target will hear FWAP, FWAP, FWAP, FWAP, FWAP, FWAP from underneath the car and think something is wrong. One stop will ensue, then another and another until the sound drives them crazy. Since the zip ties are hidden I can almost guarantee it will take them multiple stops or even a trip to the local service station to discover the cause of the problem. Obviously you must crawl under the vehicle to pull this off, but trust me, the payoff is totally worth it.