As some of you know I live in beautiful Queens, NY. We have great Chinese food, kick-ass pizza, crappy roads and some of the worst taxi’s in the United States. Most are old clapped out police cars while others are literally held together with duct tape and zip ties. Yesterday as I pulled into my local auto parts store I noticed this masterpiece and simply had to take a picture. Under the car was one very dirty cabby who was in the process of swapping out a starter. In the interest of not ruining my day and having to call an ambulance I decided to try and persuade him out from underneath the two ton coffin he was under as I didn’t feel like calling an ambulance. Any ideas on why?