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We’re The Big Three, We Don’t Need To Compete

Posted in auto industry, Car Buying, Chevrolet, Chrysler, Detroit, Ford, GM, Politics, Scandal by Vito Rispo | December 9th, 2008 | Leave a Reply |

This satirical ad from The Beast has a message for the American public from the Detroit big three. Here’s what it says:

“Dear Americans,

You probably thought it was smart to buy a foreign import of superior quality, with better mileage and resale value. Maybe you even though that years of market share loss might prod us into rethinking our process and redesigning our products with better quality in mind. But you forgot one thing: We spend a shitload of money on lobbyists. So now you’re out $25 billion, plus the cost of your Subaru. Maybe next time you’ll buy American like a real man. Either way, we’re cool.

Love, The Detroit Three”

(via The Beast)

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