Before any of the actual dialogue in the video began, I was thoroughly enjoying the indulgment of one of my favorite pastimes: watching gratuitous bait car footage. I began to feel slightly ill at ease, however, when the video’s criminal mastermind began smoothly reassuring his skittish, doe-eyed posse, that he “totally knew what he was doing.” It wasn’t until I heard him softly, patiently explain to his young comrades, “If you like the way…whatever…you know what I mean? This is a once in a blue moon thing…” that I became truly alarmed and began to experience the uncomfortable feeling that somewhere, somehow, from a beige clapboard house on a quiet, tree-lined street, Chris Hansen was watching me, waiting…