After being stopped by a local police officer in Idaho and obligingly handing over both his license and registration, the man featured in the back of the police cruiser above promptly sped away – leaving his information behind with the cop. When the officer was able to apprehend the man again, he claimed he hadn’t realized the officer wasn’t finished with him yet, citing preoccupation with his prestigious job as a world-renowned chef (Idaho being the culinary capital of the world, apparently) as the cause of his forgetfulness. Convinced the officer is intentionally picking on him, the man refuses to listen when the officers attempts to reason with him, choosing instead to verbally antagonize him.
After hurling multiple insults at the officer and referring to him as a “bald bitch,” the man then demands the officer give him his badge number. Dutifully complying with the irate citizen, the officer proceeds to slowly recite the “I know all of this is being recorded” version of the popular “Yeah, my number is 1-800-STFU.”