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The above clip features the most redeeming 90 seconds from “Lethal Ninja,” a golden oldie Japanese flick featuring ninjas with all the killing power of Nerf darts pursuing what is presumably the hero of this epic film in a pimped out BMW Isetta.

The baddies show up at 00:14 donning red roller skates, and really, it’s all down hill from there, which really is fortunate for the ninjas. The Isetta wages a war of attrition against the black-garbed baddies, managing only one “kill” of its own at 1:10.

Stay until the end, and be treated to possibly the best bit of lip syncing in Japanese film-dubbing history, made possible by the convenient full face wraps covering the ninjas’ mouths.

Check the video after the jump.

SOURCE: YouTube via Gunpla-Inochi