In Fountain Valley, California, an 18-year-old girl with no valid driver’s license on file crashed her friend’s 1993 white Toyota Camry through the storefront of a local 7Eleven. According to Sgt. Eric Orahood of the Fountain Valley Police, “Somebody hit the gas instead of the brake and jumped the sidewalk and ran into the store.” Adding his two cents, said Daniel Zhao, the owner of the Zoe Acupuncture & Herbs Center near the 7-11, said, “I feel sorry for the driver.” Zhao’s empathy coupled with Sgt. Orahood’s downplay of the events indicate that the chick was probably hot, but regardless of what she looked like, she was still a dumbshit. The only time you ever confuse the brake pedal and the accelerator is when you’re either a.) FOB, or b.) still feeling the affects of the acid you dropped at your friend’s techno rave/gangbang last night.
So, for those of you keeping score at home, this would be approximately reason number 1,332,594 why women should not be allowed to operate motor vehicles.