Ever come up on a car that had vanity plates on it only to spend the next few minutes trying to figure out what the hell they’re trying to say… that drives me insane. Some plates are not only creative, but downright hilarious. Most states have between six and eight letters on their tags which is just enough to let even the most dimwitted human being have a little fun. Not only do some of the tags make us laugh, but they also tell us a little bit about the person behind the wheel. I figured I would just take a few moments to search the internet just to see what I could find. The results, well… they’re quite amazing.

• I’m thinking this plate may belong to a stripper… I mean… err… professional dancer.

• They must be very hungry.

• Yep, this guy is definitely going to make his Momma proud someday.

• They do say honesty is the best policy.

• If there is any one tag I could relate too, this is it.

• I have no words…

• His boss must love him.

• This is probably the one car that can get away with rocking this plate.

• Hmm… can’t tell if the driver has one or simply likes them.