Hide the children!

Add this monstrosity to the endless parade of high-dollar customs showing up in the news these days. Packed full of bad taste and frosted with excess, the Christian Audigier VIF 1 SUV is the perfect vehicle to show up to your frat’s alumni party. You’ll be the only one in attendance with 24k gold-plated exhaust! And check out that schnoz!

Sultan of Brunei, eat your heart out.

We’d like to think that there’s some redeeming quality to this monument to overconsumption, which obviously took a lot of time and effort to screw together. But honestly, if an Escalade is too inconspicuous for you, we’d suggest compensating with a proper sportscar … like the ever-popular Corvette! All the ragging aside, would we turn up the opportunity for a RideLust roadtrip in one of these things? Would you? Aye, there’s the rub.

[Source: Christian Audigier]