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Top 10 Ways to Tell What Region a Driver is From.

Posted in driving, FAIL, Featured, Funny, General, Promoted by MrAngry | January 2nd, 2011 | 5 Responses |

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It used to be that you could tell where someone was from simply by listening to the way they talked. For instance residents from the South have a low-slung southern drawl and tend to draw out words, where New Yorkers are known to have more of a gruff, sharp accent. The point is a persons accent can be a dead giveaway as to where they are from. An individuals driving habits are another way to single out a persons home state and region of occupancy. If you’re in California for example, don’t be surprised if you see a person with both hands on the wheel, eyes shut with both feet on the brake while at the same time quivering in terror. This is dead giveaway that the person is from Ohio, but driving in California. The below is a list of 10 dead giveaways that will help you determine where the person driving in front of you is from.

1. One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: Chicago.

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2. One hand on wheel, one finger out window: New York.

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3. One hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting across all lanes of traffic: New Jersey.

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4. One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator: Boston.

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5. One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double decaf cappuccino, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator, with gun in lap: Los Angeles.

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6. Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in back seat: Italy.

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7. One hand on latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on brake, mind on radio game: Seattle.

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8. One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both feet being on the accelerator and both feet on brake, throwing McDonald’s bag out the window: Texas.

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9. Four-wheel drive pick-up truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna: West Virginia.

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10. Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above windshield, driving 35 on the Interstate in the left lane with the left blinker on: Florida.

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  1. […] where New Yorkers are known to have more of a gruff, sharp accent. The point is a persons […]Read more… Categories: Uncategorized Tags: BMW, New […]

  2. James says:

    Lol the Seattle one made me chuckle since I’m from there

  3. Andacar says:

    Santa Fe or Taos New Mexico driver:

    Spotless luxury SUV or decrepit Volvo. Both hands in “Om” meditation position, eyes closed or glazed over in contemplation of the universe. String tie with silver and turquoise clasp, loudly colored “western” clothes. New Age music faintly billowing out of $5000 stereo system. Rear of car plastered with stickers supporting Tibet, Apple computers and lengthy quotes from favorite guru. Organic chai soy nonfat latte in lap. Car wandering vaguely in summer or skidding wildly in winter.

  4. Andacar says:

    Southern New Mexico driver:
    One hand on small chain steering wheel, one hand on Uzi under front seat. Decrepit Chevrolet or Ford with block long smokescreen. Wheels and tires about 5 sizes too small. Gas tank dragging on ground. Immense fuzzy dice hanging from rear view mirror. Traveling at about 20 MPH regardless of speed limit. Bone rattling hip hop blaring from trunk sized speakers.

  5. Juan Jose de Jesus says:

    No insurance? No registration? and no driver’s license?

    Illegal immigrant who crossed over into the U.S.!