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Top 10 Cars to Get Laid In.

Top 10 Cars to Get Laid In

Before you guys get all uppity and start ragging on all my selections I want you to go back and reread the title of this post. Keep in mind that it DOES NOT say, “Top 10 Cars That Will Get You Laid”, it says, “Top 10 Cars to Get Laid In” – there is a very big difference here. We all know that if you’re pimping in something super exotic at the club that your chances of getting a little action will go up. There are however some problems with this, for instance; have you ever tried to get laid in a Lamborghini, Ferrari or Corvette. There is no head room, no back seat and at the end of the night you’re going to be totally pissed if you get any bodily fluids on that fine leather. So, for that reason I’ve decided to give you a list of 10 pre-approved rides that are conducive for bangin’ boots.

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1. Cadillac Eldorado: Early to Mid-1970’s

Cadillac Eldorado

It was 19 feet long, had a 501 cu. inch engine, was front wheel drive and had a back seat that was as big as Texas. The Cadillac Eldorado’s from the 1970’s had enough space to shoot a full fledged porno in, and with that comfy back seat and convertible top you could play hide the pickle until the cows came home.

2. Rolls Royce Phantom: Current Generation

Rolls Royce Phantom

Sure it’s expensive, but it’s that way for a reason. I mean talk about the perfect sex machine, the Rolls Royce Phantom will not only get you noticed when you pull up, but with a massive rear cabin, built in bar and heated seats, this thing should keep you busy while at the same time keeping your legs cramp free.

3. Jeep Wrangler: Any Year.

Jeep Wrangler

The ultimate college hump mobile; drive down to the beach, pop the top, hit the back seat and give that off-road suspension a workout that would make Ron Jeremy proud.

4. GMC Denali XL or Chevrolet Suburban

GMC Denali

They’re big, will haul anything and have enough room in both the front and rear seats to keep you and your partner happy all night long. Plus, with all the modern luxury amenities you could ask for as well as a massive back seat, there is no reason the GMC Denali XL or Chevrolet Suburban couldn’t be used as your full time rolling love shack.

5. Chrysler Town and County Mini-Van: Current Generation

Mini Van

It’s got “Stow and Go” seating ladies and gentlemen… nuff said.

6. American Muscle Car: 1965-1972

Muscle Car

What more do you really need to know than almost every muscle car from 1965 to 1972 came stock with a massive bench seat up front. Start er’ up and hear the rumble, then take you’re babe for a front seat tumble!

7. Lincoln Town Car: Any Year

Lincoln Town Car

The Lincoln Town Car has always been a favorite amongst corporate executives and is used mostly as their private transport. They’re covered in leather, have loads of leg and head room, a massive back seat and for the most part, aren’t yours. What’s better than that?

8. Bentley Continental: Current Generation

Bentley Continental

The Bentley follows in the footsteps of the aforementioned Rolls Royce, but with a much sportier feel. Where Rolls will net you the “Super Cougar”, the Bentley will get you the “Gold Digger” and with a great interior and room to move, the Bentley will provide you with all night comfort.

9. Chevrolet C10 Pick-up

Chevy C10 Pickup

There is a bed in the back…. A BIG 5’x8′ BED. That’s all you need to know.

10. Maybach 62

Maybach 62

You are now the ultimate pimp, in the ultimate pimp mobile, with the most comfortable rear porno seats in the industry. With integrated heat, ac, recline and massage features, the Maybach 62 is the ultimate comfort machine for high-class back-seat boot-knocking.

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8 Responses

  1. a says:

    I’m actually in college and own a 2000 Town Car, and yes, the girls love the backseat.

  2. jackie says:

    You can do me in any of those cars!

  3. caramelo says:

    I do chicks in cars all the time but they are not fancy I have a pinto

  4. Isaiah says:

    I do it in my 3000GT

  5. Eric says:

    If you got a Bentley GT you get lay anything you want.

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  8. BigRuss says:

    i couldnt count how many girls ive had in the back of my Scion xB… 5 speed, TRD goodies… was a real pantie dropper for sure