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Today’s Life Lesson Courtesy of Columbus, Ohio: Don’t Bring An Egg to A Gun Fight

Posted in Cars, Newsworthy by Suzanne Denbow | September 2nd, 2008 | Leave a Reply |

Obviously preferring the Charles-Bronson-à-la-Death-Wish method of exacting justice, an unidentified Ohio resident is responsible for fatally shooting a teenage prankster. According to police, 16-year-old Garret Burton was shot in the head around 3am Sunday morning while he and a companion were in the backyard of a home. Earlier that evening, Burton and fellow pranksters had been egging cars in the local neighborhood. Not the first dumbass kid to mess with the wrong property owner, in December of 2006, 14-year-old Danny Crawford met a similar fate after he and a group of boys threw an egg at a car. The best part? No suspects have been charged in either shooting. Apparently, Columbus, Ohio has a zero-tolerance policy for the product of poor and/or absentee parenting. I [temporarily abandoning the royal “we”] say, hell yeah.

[News Source: The News-Messenger.com]

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