Well this should be an interesting one. At 11 am this morning Tiger Woods is supposedly going to get up on stage and speak out after a 3-month silence. You may remember that this douche-bag let down not only his family, but the entire sporting community when he decided to go out and hump the planet. Details aren’t known at this point if Captain Club is definitely going to apologize, or simply take the cowards way out and just make a statement. What is known however is that no questions will be allowed.
Did I also mention that this turd is at a center for sexual rehabilitation? I swear you can’t make this crap up. Oh and by the way, this is TOTALLY car related because he crashed his Cadillac Escalade… so there.