10 WTF Bumper Stickers
After eliminating stickers that were politically biased to the point of being pestiferous, as well as those that appeared to be from Spencer Gifts’ “Unfunny Asshole” division, it wasn’t difficult to trim the final selection down to 10. So, without further ado, I present to you the 10 bumper stickers that are most likely to induce a chortled “wtf?”
1. The Municipal Worker’s Creed
Who thinks it’s funny: Anyone residing in a state with a major roadway that’s been under construction since approximately the Regan Administration.
2. Mothers Against Drunk Fondling
Who thinks it’s funny: Anyone who ever listened to The Loaf’s Paradise By The Dashboard Light/Parents routinely overheard describing cherubic toddler as their “Happy little surprise.”
3. Truth In Stereotypes
Who thinks it’s funny: Men in general/women who can be routinely found performing small engine repairs while their male counterparts relax, sipping their frappuccino gingerly while thumbing through the new L.L. Bean catalog.
4. The Good Ol’ Days
Who doesn’t think it’s funny: Jimmy “Designer Board” Jitbag and his roving band of spoiled socialites.
5. Kill The [Bike] Messenger
Who thinks it’s funny: People who live in large metropolitan areas densely populated with “hipster” bike messengers and their loathsome elitist “underground” culture.
6. College Rivalry
Who think it’s funny: Michigan State University alums/anyone who doesn’t know jackshit about college sports, but finds the obscurity of the question humorously appealing.
7. Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Homemade Beer
Who think it’s funny: Hardcore fans of the Miami Herald’s Pulitzer Prize winning humor columnist Dave Barry, who daily mourn his retirement.
8. Rules of the Road
Who thinks its funny: Veteran road warriors/anyone whose ever shaken their head and muttered “Idiot” while watching a newly-licensed 16 year-old barrel balls-to-the-wall down the right hand lane.
9. Smith Family Update
Who think it’s funny: Regular recipients of those smarmy “family brag sheets” often sent at Christmas time that describe in excruciating detail the epic achievements of a family who probably spends Saturday evenings listening to Lake Woebegone together.
10. 01011011
Who think it’s funny: Your office tech support guy/Windows Vista users/The kid you ridiculed mercilessly in high school who is now worth more than the gross national product of many small countries.
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LOL HAVE U KICKED A WOLVERINE TODAY?
Words by mattresses on September 30, 2008 at 12:55 pm | #
STUMBLED!
#8 was my favourite.
Words by Geoserv on October 1, 2008 at 11:12 am | #
Tender spot hurting a lot? Other side too? bruises on your face and body throbbing? Is that blood running out your nose, skirt above your head in the wind, panties torn and soiled, titties swelling and turning blue by the minute, lost on the roadside, hoping not to die? Did you recognize the tail lights of the limo that threw you off? Was it the same limo that picked you up at election time, promising a good decent clean ride? Will you ever learn? Last time these guys did this to you, your babies were killed in Iraq and your retirement fund spent to do it, your taxes went up, you did not get destroyed by the weapons of mass destruction, they were never found. Poor little America. Our heart-felt prayers from Canada go out to you!
Words by Uncle B on October 1, 2008 at 11:15 am | #
I feel it is my duty to comment on #6.
This is not just for Michigan State Alumi, it is in fact for anyone who has spent time around people who have graduated from U of M.
There are many nice people, but far more…well people who would inspire this sort bumper sticker.
Words by G on October 1, 2008 at 7:23 pm | #
very funny pics…i love it. Uncle B????? I really feel like stupidity should have a limit…like you can be only so stupid and it stops but Uncle B proves that just isn’t the case. Luckily, Canada has socialized medicine so your life will most probably be cut short before you can breed.
Words by David on October 3, 2008 at 6:14 pm | #
Dear Canada:
We buy 60 % of your goods and almost all of your oil. Good luck with that.
-USA
Words by RW2 on October 3, 2008 at 11:33 pm | #
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Dear USA: Since you mention it, the check bounced, is there any chance you could pay us this century?
- Canada
Words by Nordmann on October 6, 2008 at 7:38 am | #
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Dear Canada,
Why buy the cow when we get the milk for free?
- USA
Words by TheGreatBibble on October 16, 2008 at 8:46 am | #