I’m not even going to try and caption this, because it’s funny enough on its own. Why, exactly, do you need an emergency vehicle for a store that sells vibrators, lubes and dildos? Is it in case a “Doc Johnson Ten Speed Vibemaster 5000″ shorts out on the set of a porn shoot? Is, “I have a battery powered personal appliance emergency on the set of Rough Riding Rump Rangers” going to get you out of a ticket? I’m guessing… no.
Source: You Drive What?