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The King of Cars Closes His Hummer Dealership

Posted in auto industry, Car Buying, Funny Videos, GM, Hummer, Newsworthy, Smart, Videos by Vito Rispo | September 9th, 2008 | 5 Responses |

Hummer sales are plummeting all over the country. In the past year alone, eight Hummer dealerships have closed down, that’s an 5% decline in dealerships. And just the other day, Chop closed his doors. That’s right, The King of Cars, Dan Towbin, is out of the Hummer business. Apparently, he says he’s going to start selling Smart Cars and Vespas next year along side various mid-sized luxury cars. Can you image Chop selling Vespas?

Towbin’s known as a Las Vegas personality and Hummer enthusiast. He says the Hummer and Vegas are connected. “It’s all about bling and it’s in the desert,” he said. “I feel very aligned with the brand, neither General Motors nor I wanted to go this way.”

I just can’t picture The King of Car’s rapping about a Smart Fortwo. Can you?

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5 Responses

  1. Suzanne Denbow says:

    Excuse me, I really think I’m going to be ill -

  2. Suzanne Denbow says:

    Alright, it had to be said – who else thinks that totally looks like a chick in that picture?

  3. Joe says:

    LOL. those 2 videos are funny as shit. The blue genie? haha. and what the hell? Do I really want the H2 that seaty ass “dance man” was spanking his bare chested ass in? I think not.

  4. Joe says:

    btw— yes Suzanne–he def does look like a chick with a Lee Press On Goatee. They’re availible at fine stores everywhere.

  5. Turbo says:

    The KIng of Cars kissed a frog and now we’ll hear the story of the Prince and the Pauper.