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The Greatest Automotive Characters Of All Time

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Last week I poised the question: Who is your favorite fictional automotive hero? Surprisingly we got inundated with emails and the suggestions were so damn good that I decided to put a little list together. Some of the suggestions were pretty off beat, but what I realized was that there was a whole host of characters for whom I had totally overlooked. These characters got our adrenaline flowing, made us laugh, cringe and cheer. They also range in status from a fictional Nascar legend to a drugged out journalist who was hell bent on killing convertibles. However you look at it though, this list is a compilation of the best and baddest fictional automotive nuts that ever set foot on the silver screen.

• Stroker Ace: Stroker Ace (1983)
Car of choice: 1983 NASCAR Ford Thunderbird
Best quote: “I thought all actors were egotistical hypochondriac sissies.”
Actor: Burt Reynolds

• Max Rockatansky: Mad Max (1979)
Car of choice: 1973 Ford Falcon “The Last Interceptor”
Best quote: “The chain in those handcuffs is high-tensile steel. It’d take you ten minutes to hack through it with this. Now, if you’re lucky, you could hack through your ankle in five minutes. Go.”
Actor: Mel Gibson

• Buford T. Justice: Smokey and the Bandit (1977)
Car of choice: 1977 Pontiac LeMans
Best quote: “There’s no way, nooo way, that you could come from my loins. Soon as I get home, first thing I’m gonna do is punch yo’ mamma in da mouth!”
Actor: Jackie Gleason

• Rubber Duck: Convoy (1978)
Car of choice: 1977 Mack RS-712 LST
Best quote: “You ever seen a duck that couldn’t swim? Quack, quack!”
Actor: Kris Kristofferson

• Kowalski: Vanishing Point (1971)
Car of choice: 1970 Dodge Challenger R/T
Best quote: “How about a smoke?”
Actor: Barry Newman

• Captain Chaos: The Cannonball Run (1981)
Car of choice: 1978 Dodge Sportsman
Best Quote: “Been a cop long?”
Actor: Dom DeLuise

• Dominic Toretto: The Fast and the Furious (2001)
Car of choice: 1970 Dodge Charger
Best Quote: “It was a business deal that went sour. Plus I made the mistake of sleeping with his sister. “
Actor: Vin Diesel

• Frank Bullitt: Bullitt (1968)
Car of choice: 1968 Ford Mustang
Best Quote: “Look, Chalmers, let’s understand each other… I don’t like you.”
Actor: Steve McQueen

• Franco: The Gumball Rally (1976)
Car of choice: 1972 Ferrari 365 GTS/4
Best Quote: “And now my friend, the first-a rule of Italian driving… What’s-a behind me is not important. “
Actor: Raul Julia

• Han: Fast and Furious – Toyko Drift (2006)
Car of choice: Mazda RX-7
Best Quote: “What’d you expect? You didn’t just play with fire, you soaked the matches in gasoline.”
Actor: Sung Kang

• Walt Kowalski: Gran Torino (2008)
Car of choice: 1972 Ford Gran Torino
Best Quote: “Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while you shouldn’t have fucked with? That’s me.”
Actor: Clint Eastwood

• John Milner: American Graffiti (1973)
Car of choice: 1932 Ford
Best Quote: “If you ever get tired of going steady with somebody that ain’t around, I’m up for grabs.”
Actor: Paul Le Mat

• Larry Rayder: Dirty Mary Crazy Larry (1974)
Car of choice: 1969 Dodge Charger
Best Quote: “Yeah, yeah. So we got off to a bad start. Well ya’ know what it means when somebody like me gets off to a bad start? Not a God damn thing.”
Actor: Peter Fonda

• Elwood Blues: The Blues Brothers (1980)
Car of choice: 1974 Dodge Monaco
Best Quote: “It’s got a cop motor, a 440 cubic inch plant, it’s got cop tires, cop suspension, cop shocks. It’s a model made before catalytic converters so it’ll run good on regular gas. What do you say, is it the new Bluesmobile or what?”
Actor: Dan Akroyd

• Arnie Cunningham: Christine (1983)
Car of choice: 1958 Plymouth Belvedere
Best Quote: “Whoa, whoa. You better watch what you say about my car. She’s real sensitive.”
Actor: Keith Gordon

• Raoul Duke: Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (1998)
Car of choice: 1971 Chevrolet Impala Convertible
Best Quote: “There he goes. One of God’s own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.”
Actor: Johnny Depp

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3 Responses

  1. Dan Tole says:

    Buford T. Justice is epic.

    Makes me want to watch some of these classics I’ve never actually sat down to watch.

  2. 68SportFury says:

    I just stumbled over “Smokey and the Bandit” on Encore Thursday night while channel-surfing and ended up watching the whole thing for the sixth or eighth time.
    That’s a fun, fun film.
    The “440-cubic-inch-plant” speech from “The Blues Brothers” is a good one, but I also like “It’s a hundred miles to Chicago. We’ve got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark, and we’re wearing sunglasses.” To which Jake replies, “Hit it.” And off they go.