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The Five Ugliest Cars Of The 2000s

Posted in auto industry, FAIL, Lists by Kurt Ernst | June 1st, 2011 | 11 Responses |

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I saw an early Subaru Tribeca behind me in traffic the other day, and it got me thinking about the ugliest cars in America over the past decade. Let’s face it: there weren’t a lot cars styled between 2000 and 2009 that are going to be considered “future classics”. The list below is mine, therefore it’s subjective; if you own one of these cars, you can write me until your fingers go numb about how good the car is, but it still won’t change my mind. Beauty may indeed be skin deep, but in the case of the cars below, well, ugly goes all the way to the bone.

2005 – 2008 Subaru Tribeca

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Let’s give Subaru credit before we criticize them: the Tribeca was their attempt to break out of the boring, cookie-cutter crossover mold. They succeeded, but only by grafting the face of a snarling wolverine onto their personal luxury compact crossover. I have no doubt that early Tribecas are good vehicles (as most Subaru’s are), but sometimes “edgy” styling just works out to be hideous styling.

2002 – 2008 BMW Z4

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Just when you thought that the Chris-Bangle-designed BMW 5 Series was the ugliest automobile in the brand’s history, along comes the BMW Z4, also a creation of Bangle. The car’s styling was almost universally disliked when it hit the market in 2002, and one critic described it as being “styled with a machete”. Sadly, the Z4 was a better car than the Z3 it replaced, but buyers avoided it like week-old sushi thanks to it’s “flame surfaced” lines. A restyling for the 2009 model year helped, but that’s damning by faint praise.

2009 Acura TL

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When Acura launched the fourth generation of their popular TL sedan in 2009, a collective groan went up from car buyers everywhere. Acura, it appeared, had borrowed a page from Subaru’s playbook; instead of grafting a snarling badger on the front of the TL, they instead opted for a grinning robot. Potential buyers left Acura showrooms faster than White Castle hamburgers leave the digestive system, and 2012 saw front and rear styling improvements for both the Acura TL and TSX.

2003 – 2007 Saturn Ion Quad Coupe

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If you needed proof that Saturn was living on borrowed time, it came in the form of the 2003 Saturn Ion. Perhaps the car wasn’t as hideous as some on this list, but sometimes bland works out to be the same thing. If you want bland, the Saturn ion was steamed white rice with celery and water chestnuts, served with a glass of tepid water. Take the C-pillar, for example: did Saturn’s stylists simply run out of money and call it a day? And what about the front end, which only got uglier year after year after year? Line up the various styles of the Saturn Ion, and you can watch the division’s descent into oblivion; like the car itself, it’s not pleasant to look at.

2001 – 2005 Pontiac Aztec

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No list of ugly cars would be complete without the Pontiac Aztek, the car that has become synonymous with ugly. Built for only five model years, the Aztek managed to remain hideous throughout it’s production run. No attempt at freshening from Pontiac’s designers made a bit of difference, and sales never came close to GM’s forecast of 75,000 units per year. By the final year, sales amounted to just 5,020 units, and you could still buy new Azteks from dealer inventory as late as 2007. Ultimately, the Aztek served as proof that design by committee simply doesn’t work when it comes to automobiles.

These are my top five, but what are yours? Give me your ugliest five cars sold in the US from 2000 to 2009.

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11 Responses

  1. PFULMTL says:

    You gotta distinguish from the ugly and boring. I think it’s two different lists. The Tribeca, Ion, and TL would be on the boring list for me, but that list is more lengthy than an ugly list. Although I would have added the Nissan Juke to the fugly list because it’s like a modern Pontiac Azetc with it’s multiple rows of lights.

    • Kurt Ernst says:

      A boring list could run to dozens of pages, and it looks like it’s going to be getting longer in the very near future. The Juke didn’t make the list for one reason: it wasn’t released by 2009.

      • Dan says:

        I don’t find the Juke actively ugly, more of an endearing eccentricity…There is however a distinct lack of Honda Insight on this list though…haha

  2. No alibi says:

    add to the list: 3RD gen Mx-5 and the Subaru Baja…

    • Kurt Ernst says:

      Hey, I OWN a third-gen MX-5. I’d also be the first to admit the styling is more, um, controversial than the NA or NB Miatas.

      I did give serious consideration to the Subaru Baja, but I’d already nailed them for the Tribeca. I’m all about sharing the love.

  3. Willhelm says:

    The PT cruiser should be on ze list.

  4. The best looking ones out of those are the TL and the Bmw. I think some of the tiny smart cars are pretty unattractive too..

  5. Hash says:

    May the Aztec rest in peace.

  6. Sam says:

    I’ve always liked the Acura TL. I think they’re cool looking =[ But I have 2 that I am honestly shocked aren’t on any of your “ugliest car” lists. 1. Honda Element, 2. Kia Soul. And I have one that was on your “15 ugliest cars” list, but should definitely be on this one: Chrysler PT Cruiser.

  7. Tamara says:

    The MY 2005 Subaru Tribeca is VERY similar to the Porsche Cayenne on the sides and on the rear.
    The front was similar to Cayenne too, only excluding the grille, that vaguely resemble some Alfa Romeo models.
    The dashboard of the Tribeca was excellent, and better than the contemporary Porsche Cayenne dashboard design.
    So, i cannot understand why the Tribeca was here……

    A little example

    Porsche Cayenne 2004
    http://www.seriouswheels.com/pics-2004/2004-Porsche-Cayenne-Side-Studio-1600×1200.jpg

    Subaru Tribeca 2006
    http://wot.motortrend.com/files/2012/05/2006-Subaru-Tribeca-side-view.jpg

    Porsche Cayenne 2012
    http://caycrossover.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Porsche-Cayenne-S-side-Look.jpg

    It seems that Porsche have copied some early Tribeca ideas for their last version of Cayenne…. :-)
    By the side view the 2004 Cayenne looks like a cheap version of the 2006 Tribeca, and the 2012 Cayenne looks like a simple evolution of the 2006 Tribeca design……