RideLust

Audi certainly has their heart in the right place, and there’s no denying that the 2012 Audi A6 is a beautiful design. Still, no matter how many decisions per second a car makes, there are plenty of drivers around you making decisions, too. Bad ones, generally, like ignoring tires until they explode, leaving them stranded by the side of the road. Or worse ones, like thinking that texting and driving doesn’t impact their ability to control their car. Here’s a hint: if other drivers are honking their horn and flipping you off as they pass, you’re the problem – not them.

I can appreciate all that the new A6 offers to keep me safe, but I say that the best defense is a good offense. Where are the smokescreen generators, or oil spray nozzles, to disable inattentive motorists (once we pass them, of course)? Where are the thousand-projectile-per-minute, permanently marking paintball cannons? Sure, blind spot detection is nice, but it sure as hell isn’t going to dissuade another driver from updating his Facebook status in high-speed traffic. Paintball cannons, on the other hand…

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