As RideLust’s resident expert on zombies, I have to agree with Jonathan in this video. Being chased by a flesh-eating, card-carrying member of the undead is no time to be fumbling for keys, forgetting to lock your doors or having a cluttered keyring. Keyless entry and pushbutton starters do have their advantage, but what if the Fiesta owner was wearing gloves? What if the zombie had previously smeared the thumbprint scanner with blood? Can you really count on a thumbprint scanner to work the first time, every time?

And forget about using pepper spray on zombies. As the brunette-on-the-half-shell clearly demonstrated, you may as well be hitting them with a squirt gun. At that range, your options are run like hell or hope you’ve practiced hard enough with your Glock 36.