Here in Queens, NY the opportunities to check out real life hogs are few and far between. Yes, we have the occasional chubby chub that tries to squeeze onto the 7-train, but other than that our pig sightings are somewhat limited. Luckily though I have found the answer for those of you who feel the urge to dig on swine but are just too lazy to hit the butcher.
Showpigs.com, by way of their Semen Shuttle, will deliver to you a prize-winning porker that should satisfy all your hoglicious needs. Just make sure to ask them for a t-shirt so you can showcase your love for these precious pork chops.