Being an automotive journalist is hard work. Sure, we get to drive some cool things at other people’s expense, and sure, we have our screaming fans, but it takes a lot of late nights combing the internet to learn make and model details to stay on our “A” game. We recently discovered this child prodigy in Miami, and we’ve got our lawyers working on a contract for him right now. By the time he can spell, he’ll be banging out content on the (virtual) pages of RideLust. If Ferrari can hire 11 year olds, why can’t we hire toddlers?
I’ll give it to him: the kid’s got talent. I’m not sure it’s a USEFUL talent, but it’s a talent worth watching anyway. I just hope we get a contract in front of him before Jalopnik does.