This is a new segment here at Ridelust… the Daily Fail. Any useless, bizarre, unfortunate, or just generally odd vehicles that pass our way, we’ll bring to you in the form of the Ridelust Daily Fail.
Today, it’s this poor, unfortunate Nissan Skyline. The Skyline is a masterpiece of automotive engineering, and it’s as beautiful outside as it is inside, so automotive enthusiasts the world over breathe a sigh of deep disappointment when they see nonsense like this.
But, as you may or many not know, the more decals a vehicle has, the faster it goes. It’s just simple physics. Also important for high speed: non-functional scoops, like the hood scoop this guy has; and extra antennae, especially the shark fin type (this car has 3), because, you know, the stronger your radio comes in, the faster you can go. Again, simple physics.