So there you are, an alligator, slowly swimming through the swamp minding your own business. You may have just sucked down a snapping turtle for lunch or maybe a few slow moving fish. Either way though you’re chillin’, cruising, and thinking about your favorite rest area that’s located right beneath the old fisherman’s shack. All of a sudden you hear a faint rumble coming from under the water. Then it starts to get closer, louder and closer still… when all of a sudden! KAPOOW!!! A dopey redneck comes shooting threw the air in a swamp people style bass boat. Are you amazed, amused or even the least bit concerned, hell no… you’re an alligator, so f*ck those guys.