Yes it’s true. Paris Hilton, the sex tape making, coochie-flashing, bubble-headed socialite has just received a $375,000 Lexus LF-A super car for her 30th birthday. The uber car was apparently bestowed upon her by American businessman, entrepreneur and apparently drunk boyfriend Cy Waits. Now for those of you that have been living under an automotive rock for the last year, lets go over some specs for the Lexus LF-A. It’s got a V10 that makes 560 hp and 354 lb.-ft. of torque, a six-speed sequential gearbox, carbon ceramic brakes, goes 0-60 mph in just 3.7 seconds and has a top speed of 201.94 mph… and it’s now in the hands of one of the biggest female boneheads to ever roamed the planet earth. Oh and by the way, did we mention that there are only going to be 500 made in total.
Stuff like this kills me as you damn well know that dopey-blond-head doesn’t have the first clue as to what this car is and or what it’s capable of. I just feel bad for her boyfriend Cy Waits, as YOU KNOW that Paris is going to fuck this car up something fierce in the very near future. Hmm… I wonder if someone should tell her that she was just gifted the worlds most expensive Toyota – think she’d still want to drive it then?