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Yes it’s true. Paris Hilton, the sex tape making, coochie-flashing, bubble-headed socialite has just received a $375,000 Lexus LF-A super car for her 30th birthday. The uber car was apparently bestowed upon her by American businessman, entrepreneur and apparently drunk boyfriend Cy Waits. Now for those of you that have been living under an automotive rock for the last year, lets go over some specs for the Lexus LF-A. It’s got a V10 that makes 560 hp and 354 lb.-ft. of torque, a six-speed sequential gearbox, carbon ceramic brakes, goes 0-60 mph in just 3.7 seconds and has a top speed of 201.94 mph… and it’s now in the hands of one of the biggest female boneheads to ever roamed the planet earth. Oh and by the way, did we mention that there are only going to be 500 made in total.
Stuff like this kills me as you damn well know that dopey-blond-head doesn’t have the first clue as to what this car is and or what it’s capable of. I just feel bad for her boyfriend Cy Waits, as YOU KNOW that Paris is going to fuck this car up something fierce in the very near future. Hmm… I wonder if someone should tell her that she was just gifted the worlds most expensive Toyota – think she’d still want to drive it then?
Source: DailyMail.co.uk


…this truly demonstrates the power of pu$$y.
I can’t think of a more undeserving skag to give a car to. She’ll definitely wreck it and that guy has to be one of the most clueless dipwads ever.
Paris does have the best cars; she also has a pink Bentley (in addition to a blue Bentley) plus she used to drive a Mercedes Benz Mclaren. That Benz was and is one of my favorite cars of all times.
I’m assuming that’s the pink Bentley to the right of the second pic. I’m sure she’ll manage to wreck this one, same as anything else she’s ever lain her vd-infested paws on.
hopefully she wrecks it and dies which will rid the world of her.
poor car.
Anyone else notice how much Paris’ has let her self go…
You mean she had “it” to begin with??
This is not cool. For my 30th, I did not receive an LFA. I hope she remembers to wear panties for once in this car b/c I actually like this (unlike her fuschia Bentleys) so I don’t want Alien Queen acid to destroy the interior of this beauty.
“Alien Queen acid”… Now there’s a mental picture for ya’ LOL!
Though I’m not a fan of the LFA, it is still an awesome car. To give it over to a twit who doesn’t appreciate anything that she has to begin with is ridiculous.
S of T is correct.
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Give it to someone hotter at least…. The sexy girl needs a sexy car… Paris deserves to be driving a f****** Pinto