One of Nigeria’s 13,524 kings, whom moved to Long Beach in the 80s in search of a wife, is selling his personal vehicle, a 1987 “MOST ROYAL CUSTOM IL750″ which is somehow half from Germany and half from the U.S. It has been customized in a most royal fashion with the finest in car entertainment system Radioshack has to offer, a set of very distinguished looking low-rider style wire wheels and an amalgam of real imitation gold badges.
I could spend a bit of time writing something snide and half witty about this but, I really can’t top the seller’s own words.
I LORD KING SIR ADAMA ABU AKMAL SR & FATHER OF MANKIND LORD OF LORDS & KING OF KINGS THEE MOST ROYAL IMPERIAL GRAND MASAN 360* OF THEE MOST HONORABLE MASONIC ORDER OF MANKIND IS SELLING THIS AUTO I HAVE DONE OVER 70% OF THE WORK ON THIS CAR MY SELF. ONLY SERIOUS BUYERS!!!!
The king knew that there might be some who would claim that wasn’t a real royal vehicle. It could certainly be an impostor. Afterall, Lord King Sir Adama Abu Akmal Sr. has many followers and fans any one of whom could have built a replica of his Bavarian Chariot. So, he included a royal photograph of himself to reassure potential buyers that the car on the auction block is the real thing.