Film director and Archduke of Action, Michael Bay, has bestowed a gift upon us useless mortal bags of jelly with the release of three new trailers for the upcoming sequel, Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen. Although we’ll never complain where cars, explosions, and witty/manly catchphrases are concerned, we do wish Bay’s sneak previews showed a little more of the new Chevy stars in their pre-monster machine form. Nevertheless, car porn is car porn, and far be it for us to ruin any of the excitement by talking – that’s your girlfriend’s job.
Hit the jump to check out the new clips, and for those of you with weak constitutions and/or who are easily offended by gratuitous violence, we recommend you exit your browser immediately. And surrender your Man Card on your way out.