Film director and Archduke of Action, Michael Bay, has bestowed a gift upon us useless mortal bags of jelly with the release of three new trailers for the upcoming sequel, Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen. Although we’ll never complain where cars, explosions, and witty/manly catchphrases are concerned, we do wish Bay’s sneak previews showed a little more of the new Chevy stars in their pre-monster machine form. Nevertheless, car porn is car porn, and far be it for us to ruin any of the excitement by talking – that’s your girlfriend’s job.

Hit the jump to check out the new clips, and for those of you with weak constitutions and/or who are easily offended by gratuitous violence, we recommend you exit your browser immediately. And surrender your Man Card on your way out.

Transformers Revenge of the Fallen “It’s On..” from Bay Films/Michael Bay Dot Com on Vimeo.

Transformers Revenge of the Fallen “Greatest Enemy” from Bay Films/Michael Bay Dot Com on Vimeo.

Transformers Revenge of the Fallen “Forms” from Bay Films/Michael Bay Dot Com on Vimeo.

Source: MichaelBay.com via AutoBlog