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Naked Blonde + Alcohol = Not As Hot As It Sounds

Posted in Bizarre, Honda, Newsworthy by Suzanne Denbow | August 12th, 2008 | 2 Responses |

In Jacksonville, Florida [State Motto: Most Of Our Elected Officials Have Been Indicted For Drug Trafficking], a woman in a white Honda CR-V went, to be colloquial, bat-shit crazy.

According to police reports and witnesses at the scene, the absurdity began when the woman, identified as Holly Highfield [real name, not her stripper name], intentionally struck a bicyclist traveling on the side of the road. Next, Highfield abandoned her Honda  [and the four children inside it] and attempted to hijack the vehicle of a motorist who had stopped to aid the injured bicyclist.

The motorist managed to prevent Highfield from absconding with his vehicle but Highfield was not to be deterred. After successfully commandeering another passersby’s unattended vehicle, Highfield proceeded to intentionally collide with her own Honda, but not before the eldest of Highfield’s four passengers had helped remove the children from the vehicle. Colliding with a fence before eventually coming to a stop and exiting the vehicle, Highfield then removed her clothes, and began running around in circles. Authorities who responded to the scene arrested Highfield for suspicion of DUI [suspicion? ] and transported her to Shands Jacksonville for evaluation [presumably of the psychiatric nature].

[Source: First Coast News]

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2 Responses

  1. T Bryant says:

    OMG!! I went to HS with this chick!! (Don’t hold it against me!!) Man, she has gone C-R-A-Z-Y!! Situations like this continue to reaffirm that drugs really aren’t worth it…

  2. Six One City says:

    There is nothing funny about this.