RideLust

Photo: B. Cortis

Have you achieved nirvana this week? Probably not, and it’s only Tuesday. Since the rest of the week is going to be a grind, kick back and enjoy a few more automotive haikus. They won’t get you any closer to nirvana (or Friday, for that matter), but they may make you chuckle. Do you have a better offer for a Tuesday?

Lexus Cars

Sure, they are well built
But handle like river boats
Japanese Buick

Lexus LFA

Japanese Buick?
Finally we build sports car
No one can afford

Lamborghini

Fast car gets you laid
Also can burst into flames
Need condoms, Nomex

Maybach 57S Coupe

A two door Maybach
Shows Ron Jeremy was right
Only size matters

2011 Ford Explorer

A front wheel drive truck?
With computer suspension?
Get stuck, just reboot

2010 Trans Am

Photo: ASC

2012 Land Rover LRX

Front wheel drive Rover?
The ultimate blasphemy
Not for off roading

Kia Soul

Kia has great ads
Driving hamsters number one
Loved by Richard Gere

VW Passat CC

Good car, great styling
But Volkswagen’s been smoking crack
V6 is how much?

Nissan GT-R

Looks good, stupid fast
Handling like a slot car
Why buy LFA?