I was in the Mini camp on this one, but Jim McDowell is starting to look a bit pathetic in this video. Here’s what’s going to happen: Porsche won’t even reply to this, since they’ve made their position clear. A privateer Porsche will show up for next Monday’s challenge, which will undoubtedly involve cargo capacity and a tight autocross track. Maybe they’ll throw in fuel mileage as well; in any case, the events will be stacked in Mini’s favor, and Mini will win. Cue the yawning fans now.