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Mercedes-Benz Brings You Interactive Car Porn

Posted in Games, Mercedes Benz, Video Games, Videos by Kurt Ernst | February 4th, 2011 | 2 Responses |

Back in the early days of computer gaming, porn studios realized that they could supplement their already substantial income by releasing interactive porn on CDs (or so I’m told, because I’ve never seen that stuff myself, of course). The premise was pretty simple: make the right choice and you proceed to the next level. Make the wrong choice and you get your ass kicked by some hot blond’s steroid-addled brother or kickboxer husband. The interactive porn CD craze never took off, because people soon realized that watching videos was way more entertaining than playing games (again, so I’m told). Besides, video games cost money, and everyone knows the internet was created to bring free porn to the masses.

Enter Mercedes Benz, who seems determined to top the recent string of bizarre videos filmed by Audi and Aston Martin. The latest effort from Mercedes is called “Speed Date”, and it centers around a stunning brunette (played by Ksenia Lauren) in a new Mercedes-Benz SLK Roadster. She picks up a mysterious stranger (you), gets chased by vaguely menacing bikers and even has a run-in with a potentially corrupt sheriff. The best part? You get to choose the action throughout the dangerously-close-to-soft-core-porn vid. Here’s the trailer, but trust me – you want to sign up for the whole experience.

Go ahead and hit this link to start your own Speed Date. You’ve wasted ten minutes of your life in worse ways, and Ksenia Lauren is easy on the eyes. Real easy on the eyes.

Source: Mercedes-Benz

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2 Responses

  1. Taylor says:

    Great vid!!

    Here is a link to another vid, although this one qualifies more as motorhead porn than car porn I think it is pretty awesome nonetheless.

  2. Kurt Ernst says:

    Taylor, love the external cams and rockers…