In Hamilton, Ontario, a man behind the wheel of a 2007 Mazda pick-up truck vandalized a local Volkswagen dealership late Monday night. Using his truck as a battering ram, the man purposefully collided with vehicles on the lot damaging a total of 5 cars and racking up $5,000 worth of destruction. Apparently not content to settle for mere metal-on-metal action, the man then drove his truck back towards the entrance of the dealership, exited the vehicle, and began urinating on a nearby car. Finished relieving himself, the man then retrieved a bottle of champagne and a drinking glass from the cab of his pick-up, before ultimately retiring to the roof of the truck. While enjoying a nice quiet glass of bubbly, employees at the dealership who witnessed the scene reported that the man then proceeded to commit “indecent acts” – acts which the local buzz-killing newspaper that reported on the incident refused to elaborate upon.
Surprisingly enough, once police officers arrived on scene they had no difficulty placing the man in custody. Presumably taken to the local jail for processing, the 36-year-old demonstrative romantic was charged with mischief over $5,000 and committing an indecent act.
Source: Burlington Post
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