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Man Arrested Cruising For/Over Chicks At Local Donut Shop, Has Game Sufficiently Killed

Posted in General by Suzanne Denbow | September 5th, 2008 | 2 Responses |

In California, Bryan Curiel is currently facing life in prison after attempting to run over three women outside of a Newport Beach donut shop. Prior to the incident, Curiel had apparently offered his best moves to all three women, only to be politely rejected and respectfully asked to leave them alone. His advances spurned, Curiel then retreated to the parking lot where he purportedly waited for the women to reappear.

Now here we have to assume that either a.) Curiel’s ride has an impressive drag coefficient or b.) it was a huge ass parking lot because when Curiel spotted the women exiting the shop and sped balls-to-the-wall towards them, he was reportedly traveling at about 50 mph. Aside from an injury sustained by one woman when Curiel’s vehicle ran over her foot as she attempted to flee, their were no major injuries reported. Scheduled to appear before the court on September 19, Curiel is being charged with several felonies including attempted murder.

[News Source: Associated Press]

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  1. Guyon says:

    Weird, I dreamed I got ran over last night.

  2. Gives new meaning to the term “lady killer” eh? If this guy had tried this on Sarah Palin, aka “Barracuda,” he’d probably be picking buckshot out of his ass.

    Book this guy on the Dr. Phil show, just so he can be asked, “What WERE you thinking?” Just be sure that someone else drives him to the studio.