Ever been on a leisurely drive only to see that the truck in front of you has some low-lying fruit hanging off its rear bumper? I know I have and the first time I saw them I was a bit perplexed. You see they’re called BumperNuts and they are exactly what they sound like. Regrettably though not everyone finds them amusing. Take the Long Island town of Freeport for example, a town to which I have actually been too many times. Apparently volunteer Fire Chief Daniel Fee had a set of these manjigglies hanging from the back of his truck, which in turn tweaked a few of the Freeport residents.
Complaints were filed and a notice was then sent down from the town Mayor demanding that Fee lop’ em’ off. Fee did so, but then decided to be a smart ass and hang them up on the inside of his cab, something the Mayor apparently did not appreciate and thus suspended Chief Daniel Fee for 30 days.
By the way, the Mayors last name is “HARDwick” – awesome right!