I never learned to surf, because I swim only as an alternative to drowning. I’m not a big fan of open water, and I know for a fact that no one in the history of mankind has ever been eaten by a shark while riding a motorcycle. The kind of surfing that stunt rider extraordinaire Chris Pfeiffer is teaching here comes with its own inherent risks, but cuts and bruises beat jellyfish stings any day of the week. This is number three in the series if you’re keeping track, and BMW is quick to point out that you should never try this stuff on your own. I’d give you the same advice, but you probably wouldn’t listen anyway. Video below.