In the event that your billion-dollar corporation was bailed out by the government and as a result your Christmas bonus will be significantly smaller this year, Lamborghini has introduced the perfect gift to supplant that brand new LP560-4 you had planned to buy your trophy wife. Inspired by the Gallardo LP 550-2 Valentino Balboni, Lambo’s newest limited edition gift set comes with vaguely described “ceramic baubles” and a set of decidedly un-petrolhead slow-burning candles. Colors are limited to Blue Caelum and White Monocerus, which is disappointing to enthusiasts who prefer the more traditional Lamborghini hues such as Epilepsy Orange and Glowstick Green.

For those less interested in Italian kitsch and prefer their Lamborghini merchandise to have a more practical application, Lamborghini is also offering Christmas edition wall and desk calendars and an assorted mix of men’s and women’s clothing.

To order the closest thing you’ll ever get to an actual Lamborghini vehicle, visit the official online market place at LamborghiniStore.com

Source: Lamborghini