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It’s True… Electric Cars are Gay.

You know, I have to agree with Vince Vaughn here… electric cars are gay. Look at it from a car guys perspective. Their performance is dismal, they’re whisper quiet, they have a macho factor of that is below that of a Volkswagen Beetle convertible and I can almost guarantee that if you show up to a date in one that you are NOT going to get laid. Hell, I’ll even go as far as saying that if you’re a man and you go out and purchase an electric car then you should have every single one of your man privileges revoked immediately. That means no more sports, no more beer, no more BBQ’s and absolutely no more porn… you hear that – NO MORE PORN!! In short you should cancel that Nissan Leaf order as soon as you read this or head straight to the doctors office immediately and have your junk completely removed. I’m sorry guys, but that’s just the way it is, so get used to it.

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12 Responses

  1. Jim says:

    Lack performance I can’t agree. Heard of the Audi etron? More torque than a diesel powered Dodge Ram could only dream of.

  2. Shahroz says:

    if electric cars become the only option in the future… im going to install a large, powerful audio system, and play recorded exhaust tracks.

    Being a man is certainly fused with the engine!!

  3. Justine says:

    It’s quite tiresome that you use the word “gay” (something which describes me) when you want to insult someone or something.

    Lastly, what causes you to equate something gay with “having man privileges revoked” is it that we have less legal rights than you or perhaps it’s because you think gay men aren’t manly? I think you need to get out more.

  4. MrAngry says:

    Believe me, I agree with and I totally have to get out more. Instead of getting out though I’m unfortunately stuck behind this keyboard writing enjoyable car material for you guys to read.

    It’s a tough job but someone has to do it.

  5. Angry Gay says:

    This is one of the most offensive articles I’ve seen in some time. This article was also stolen by Autospies and posted on their website.

    Both you and Autospies are being reports for this offensive article.

  6. MrAngry says:

    Don’t blame me, Vince Vaughn started it! Oh… and why is it ok when Vince Vaughn says it and not me? It’s called humor people…

  7. Jim says:

    I liked the article! lol But I still stand by my word. Loudness=never. Performance= may only top out at 120 but electric cars will break your spinal column getting there.

  8. Set says:

    You can use straight to call something stupid anytime you like. I won’t take offense. The only reason you take offense is because you want to.

    Me thinks some people need to get over themselves. Preach on, Mr. Angry!

  9. B says:

    One issue I haven’t seen addressed – besides the lack of range electric cars will have – is the longevity. There have been many ICE cars that have lasted 20+ years and 200,000 miles. Let’s see an electric car last as long and still run well in all weather conditions. Relacing the “engine” of an electric car will cost about as much as the car itslef. I will as long as possible drive gas powered cars. A car that you can hear roar, interact with as you row through the gears and rev through the rpms, and just overall enjoy on those grounds is what gives the car character. Electric cars just lose that character.

  10. j says:

    Look folks the problems with electric cars as a complete replacement is this
    1. range
    2. Towing capacity with range in mind.
    3. Reliability in harsher climates.

    If we can improve on those things there is a possibility.

    Plus batteries don’t thermal cycle well over time in cold and hot environments. Ie Michigan.

    Where I live in California there great. But I won’t be able to go from LA to Yosemite towing a camper or toy hauler with an all electric vehicle like I can with my diesel.

    If you want great fuel mileage and range the new diesel technology is really good. Hell I would love it if they made a diesel hybrid I would by one in a second.

    The TDI jetta set the record for best highway mileage (manual transmission) at 67 MPG driving across the US. I am sure they were babying it.
    They take that same TDI engine and put it in the Jeep patriot in Europe and they’re getting over 40mph on a box on wheels that is 4WD.
    I wish they would sell it here in the US!

    I am all about new technology and electric cars do have a very valid application for a lot of people but they won’t completely replace the conventional engine.

    I have a diesel Cherokee that I get 450 miles in the city and about 560 miles on the highway from 20 gallons of diesel. I am also able to tow just about anything. I would need a second vehicle for towing if I owned an electric vehicle.
    I guess my wife could drive it:) but then I am paying for two expensive cars instead of one beater for my wife to get around the city and our other nice one as our main utility/trip vehicle.

    The new diesel technology is very clean by the way no more black smoke. We really need the auto manufacturers to make alot of 4banger passenger car diesel’s (especially diesel hybrids where are they!!!!). We could easily cut petroleum consumption by half with existing diesel technology. The oil companies don’t want that. They and politicians would like you to think that diesels are dirty which they aren’t anymore. Plus they keep diesel prices higher even though it takes less refining and is cheaper to make than gas.
    Just go test drive one Audi has them now also along with Volkswagen.

    Sorry about my spelling and grammer I am using my new phone and it so not that easy to type, I need the pullout keyboard!

  11. MrAngry says:

    J – Very well said!!