Any video that contains roller skating ninjas gets an automatic thumbs up by yours truly. We all know that ninjas are awesome, I mean how can they not be? They’re silent, stealthy and can kill you by just touching you. It’s also a well known fact that deep down inside, every man on the planet wants to be one. Just imagine walking up to someone at a party and introducing yourself, “Hi, I’m Mike Musto… professional ninja, how’s the dip?” – yep, that would be tits right there. Now normally ninjas don’t fall under our radar, but since they’re chasing this cute little 3-wheeled Honda Zoe in this video, we just felt the need to mention them. These little buggers were built in the mid-1980’s by Honda and are basically a 3-wheeled enclosed scooter. They feature an 80cc two stroke engine, wipers, blinkers and an electric motor to move you in reverse if you feel the need to go in that direction. Top speed is also about 45 mph as long as you’re not a fatty. If I were you I’d go out and start hunting for one of these today. Who knows, it may just save your life if the men in black come calling.
Hat Tip to Hemmings!