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Allah gave Sayyed Muhammad Ahmad Abdallah 260 horsepower. A normal human has 1/360th of 1 horsepower, so he’s totally awesome. With his massive godpower, Sayyed can do amazing things… like bend coins. That’s all.

Also, he sired 35 children and has 4 wives, which I’m pretty sure I could do too. As for food, he eats raw mutton and drinks melted butter, and again, not that impressive, that’s Sunday afternoon for me. Strangely, he’s currently on medical leave from work because, this is his actual reason, “he’s too strong for work”. Apparently he might tear apart his work equipment or explode or something, I’m not entirely sure what his reasoning is there. Anyway, he doesn’t shake hands either because his 260 horsepower hands would crush a mere mortal’s weakly fingers.

Big whoop, God actually gave me leather seats and a sweet-ass Alpine stereo. Allah be praised.