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According to the Northwest Florida Daily News, an inebriated Oskaloosa Island man was clocked by police radar doing 65 mph in 35 mph zone. When officers stopped the man, he reportedly asked the deputy if he “was in trouble,” while simultaneously wetting himself. Astutely surmising that something was amiss, the officers proceeded to ask the man whether or not he’d been drinking. Promptly responding in the affirmative, the man handed the officer a half-empty bottle of rum while admitting that yes, he had perhaps consumed a drink or two.
Source: SunSentinel.com
Hot tip:
keep a bottle of water in your car, if you’re ever caught speeding, dump it in your lap and say “Officer, I had to pee so bad I was just trying to make it home, and I just pissed myself….thanks a lot”
You’ll get off with a warning. And maybe end up on one of those worlds dumbest drivers shows. Small price to pay though.