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Fear Of Group Sex Is No Excuse For DUI

Posted in Bizarre, Crashes, General, Legal, Safety, Scandal by Kurt Ernst | September 15th, 2010 | Leave a Reply |

Artist's rendering, not the actual event.

Don’t you hate it when you get liquored up at a party, and suddenly it turns into a full bore, partner trading swap-a-palooza? Actually, I don’t hate that at all, but apparently an unnamed 50 something woman from Sweden hated the idea quite a bit. In fact, she hated it enough to climb behind the wheel with a BAC some 50% higher than “legally intoxicated” in Sweden.

It all began when the woman, who we’ll call “Helga”, went to a party in southern Sweden to celebrate Midsummer. Drinks flowed, festivities progressed, and the hosts decided it would be a good time to get naked and turn the freak knob up to 12, as soon as coffee had been served. Helga, perhaps ashamed of her tan lines, opted out of the group recreational activity and fled the scene in her car. She didn’t make it too far before hitting a badger and running her car into a ditch; Helga survived and was treated at a local hospital before being charged with DUI. The badger, sadly, did not make it, becoming yet another innocent victim of orgy-induced drunken driving.

Helga now faces up to two years imprisonment, and I’d be willing to bet cash money that she won’t be invited back to this particular annual gathering. The lesson to be learned here, boys and girls, is to make sure you always have a cab company on speed dial. That, or only party with friends who are better looking than you.

Source: The Local

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