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Drive Like A Tool, Video Lesson 1

Posted in driving, FAIL, FAIL / Funny, Videos by Kurt Ernst | November 15th, 2011 | 10 Responses |

Let’s be clear about something: speed doesn’t kill, but disparity in speed does. Thus, when you’re demonstrating your manhood behind the wheel of a 604 horsepower Porsche Carrera GT, there are better places to do it than the freeways outside of Houston, TX. A buck-thirty in traffic doesn’t prove that you’re a competent driver and it doesn’t prove that you’ve got huevos mas grande. It does, however, prove that you’re likely living on borrowed time, and that (sadly), you’ll probably take someone else out when you finally do stack your Porsche into a bridge abutment, courtesy of a cell-phone addled driver in a clapped-out Toyota Camry.

I like driving fast as much as anyone (hell, more than most), but I’d also be the first to say there’s a time and place for everything. The middle of the day, in moderate traffic, isn’t the place to stretch the legs of a Porsche Carrera GT.

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10 Responses

  1. Set says:

    I’d be enraged if anyone tried to drive like that near me.

  2. Mark Smith says:

    Moron, complete with illegal lane changes. Just goes to prove that the police are never around when you really need them.

  3. PFULMTL says:

    I want to rage, but we see this shit all the time. Money kills brain cells.

  4. Willhelm says:

    shit, it would appear, happens.

  5. ds440 says:

    Why is it that only douchebags have money?

  6. 68SportFury says:

    In my daily commute on the Baltimore Beltway, I often see people driving like that. Maybe not as fast, but the rapid lane changes (rarely if ever signaled, often crossing the line before they’ve finished passing the other car) are definitely there.
    Weaving erratically in and out of traffic and coming heart-stoppingly close to other cars while you do it doesn’t make you cool. It makes you an asshole.
    Doing it in a Porsche doesn’t make you cool, either. It just makes you an asshole who owns a Porsche.

  7. djrosa says:

    funny thing ive been driving those speeds in a renault clio 2.0 on a swedish highway, granted without traffic since if im going to take myself out im not gonna take anyone with me.

    but just for the hell of it id like to se the look on that guys face if a bone stock clio blasted past him going 135 mph.

    now that said i did it at early morning when i was alone in the car and on the highway and i wouldnt do it if there was traffic especially if there was that much traffic