Riccardo Patrese drove in Formula One from 1977 to 1993. He was the first driver to make 250 starts and ended his career with 256, making him second only to Rubens Barichello in terms of F1 experience.
To put it another way, the man knows a thing or two about piloting a car on a racetrack. Also, like most successful race car drivers, he is blessed with an incredibly hot (and forgiving) wife. The above video is pure hilarity, but it makes me wonder: how long, exactly, did Patrese sleep on the couch for this one? How expensive was that sable coat he had to buy her?
Mad props to Hooniverse reader BGW for finding the video. It was too good not to share.