Brad Johnson, the only NFL quarterback to ever throw a touchdown pass to himself (Photo: SilvaSportz)

Spotted by a rabid fan (who I assure you bears no familial relation to me at all) outside of the DFW Airport Marriott, veteran quarterback Brad “Bull” Johnson was photographed exiting the plush interior of a pristine white Infiniti QX56. Starting this season as a back-up, Johnson and his ride suddenly became relevant today when it was announced a broken pinkie would keep starter Tony Romo riding the pine for four weeks. While obviously disappointing to Romo-sexuals, the news of Johnson’s takeover is music to the ears of anyone who scooped him up for his (or *cough* her) fantasy football roster as a free agent worthy of taking a gamble on.