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Chicks and Cars: Fantasy vs. Reality

Posted in Auto Show Girls, Car Photography, Cool Stuff, Funny by MrAngry | July 21st, 2010 | 13 Responses |

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When a guy buys a car one of the first things they think about is what kind of impression their new whip will make on members of the opposite sex. Guys hope that their new ride will act as a big fuel belching pheromone that will make the ladies come running. More often than not however guys greatly overestimate the power of their cars appeal and it winds being more of a “Chuck” magnet than a “Chick” magnet. Keep in mind also, that since we’re guys and have no real understanding of how the female mind works, we usually end up just causing more problems for ourselves. I’m going to break this down into categories and give you a male pictorial perspective as to what kind of women we think certain types of cars will get us, versus what generally happens in reality.

Exotic: Lamborghini, Bugatti, Porsche and Lotus

• Fantasy
Exotic Car

• Reality
Exotic Car

Import: Honda, Subaru, Mitsubishi and Hyundai

• Fantasy
Import Car

• Reality
Import Car

Muscle: Dodge, Chevrolet, Ford and Pontiac

• Fantasy
Muscle Car

• Reality
Muscle Car

Environmental: Toyota Prius, Honda Insight and Nissan Leaf

• Fantasy
Hybrid Car

• Reality
Hybrid Car

Luxury: Mercedes-Benz, BMW, Lexus and Cadillac

• Fantasy
Luxury Car

• Reality
Luxury Car

4×4: Jeep Wrangle, Hummer, Pick-up’s, SUV

• Fantasy
SUV

• Reality
SUV

Family Sedan: Ford Taurus, Honda Accord, Toyota Camry and Nissan Maxima

• Fantasy
Simply Normal

• Reality
Simply Normal

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13 Responses

  1. DaveMofo says:

    Hah! Too true… And sad. Was that Dee Snider in the passenger seat of the Pepto Lambo?

  2. SNAK3 says:

    i really lol’ed at the last one

  3. Set says:

    I couldn’t disagree with the Jeep one more. There’s nothing hotter than seeing a cute girl driving a cute jeep. Maybe it’s just here in California, but I’ve seen 1 ugly girl to 9 cute girls driving Jeeps.

  4. inthebuff says:

    Awesome article. :D

  5. Chris Michaels says:

    Actually, I think the last chick is pretty damn hot. Of course, I’m over 40.

  6. OMFG! says:

    Something like that can only happen in Latvia!

  7. George says:

    The last one is the best

  8. JJ says:

    @Chris Michaels

    I’m 15 and I think she’s totally hot. If she was my teacher, I’d prefer to stay afterclass as often as possible lol

  9. Jcodya says:

    Girls drive cars as primary vehicles. Men drive trucks, and have a hot car as a secondary. FYI.

  10. Spiffy says:

    the last one is awesome!

    Set: this isn’t about girls driving cars… pay attention…

  11. jason says:

    Real “car guys” don’t buy them to impress chicks tho. They buy em cuz they are car guys and into the cars…I always hated hearing “So does that car get you alotta chicks???”