Here it is people; the lead off episode of Season 2 of Jerry Seinfeld’s, Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee. Jerry’s co-driver for this episode is funny lady Sarah Silverman. The car of choice? A stunning 1969 Jaguar XKE Series II E-Type. It’s powered by a 4.2-liter straight six that not only sounds glorious, but helps motivate the old cat to 60 mph in just 6.7 seconds. It also looks remarkably, like a penis…

But whatever, Silverman and Seinfeld are no doubt friends, but by the looks of the episode I get the feeling that they may have even shared a pillow or two – OR… I could be totally off base on that one. Just click the link below and watch it, because at days end it’s pretty damn funny.

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The Nissan Altima and the Mitsubishi Eclipse, two cars that are simply not worthy of partaking in racing of any kind. A few poor souls however feel differently and because of this decided to release their inner Ricky Bobby and Cole Trickle to the world. The results, as you can imagine, were not good.

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It’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye OR flips their car into a nearby lake. Now don’t get me wrong, hooning around like 4-year old boys on tricycles is one thing, but launching your car into a large body of water because you were stupid is something entirely different.

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If you’re not familiar, the 24 Hours of LeMons is an amateur racing series where some of the greatest automobiles in existence come together for a no-holds-barred endurance run. The cars cost $500, look (for the most part) like shit, and are in some cases, held together with little more than zip-ties and duct tape. Jeff Bloch, a Washington D.C. Police Officer by day, and the builder of this LeMons car by night, had a stroke of genius one day. It’s called the “Spirit of LeMons” and combines the chassis of an old Toyota truck, with the body of a 1956 Cessna aircraft. The result, as you can see, is glorious!

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On the surface, the thought of adult males riding around on Barbie Jeeps may seem a little odd. However, once you watch this video it will become apparent that this is truly the reason that these things exist.

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If you run your car on the race track then you know first hand how punishing it can be on not only the mechanics of the vehicle, but on the paint as well. Rocks and debris can chip and damage your cars finish, as can spilled fluids. Have no fear though because master detailer and car care expert Larry Kosilla of DRIVE CLEAN is here to let you in on a few little tips that will not only extend the life of your cars paint, but protect it during everyday driving as well.

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Zachary Quinto and Leonard Nimoy. Two Spocks of different eras brought together for a battle of speed and wits in Audi’s new commercial for the 420 horsepower S7 sedan . Quinto, our new Spock, returns for his second film in the upcoming “Star Trek: Into Darkness”, while Nimoy is a veteran of seven motion pictures and will forever be our #1 Spock. And while Quinto adds a wonderfully youthful flair to the character, let’s just say that there’s no replacement for tried and true experience.

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God love the internet! Even when you think you’ve seen the biggest jackasses on the planet, there’s always a new one that comes out of nowhere to trump them all. Here we’re treated to a gentlemen who is a little more hard headed than most, and unfortunately feels the need to demonstrate it for all to see.

Seriously, wouldn’t it have been easier to just roll the damn thing down?

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Sometimes little things can offer up big results when you use them correctly. For instance, combine a few pint-sized toy cars, an itsy-bitsy custom camera, a little road kill and a few creative minds, and what you’re left with is one of the coolest stop motion videos I’ve seen in a LONG time. Check it out after the jump.

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What you are about to witness can only be described as internet gold. It’s a commercial made for a transmission repair facility in Los Angeles, and although it’s a bit on the creepy side, that doesn’t stop it from being completely outstanding. Was it done like this intentionally? Honestly, I have no idea. What I do know however is that this man just solidified himself as a full-on internet legend.

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