Demotivational Poster

Automotive Haikus For Your Enjoyment

Posted in Bentley, BMW, Bugatti, Demotivational Poster, Dodge, Ford, Funny, General, Harley Davidson, Hummer, Kia, Lamborghini, Maybach, Mazda, Pictures, Porsche, Range Rover by Kurt Ernst | May 5th, 2010 | 6 Responses |

Don't you want to do the same thing in the desert with a Jeep?

The basic formula for a Japanese haiku is simple: it’s composed of three lines, the first having five syllables, the second having seven and the third having five again. You don’t get many words, but if you choose them carefully they say a lot.

2007 Bugatti Veyron
Bugatti Veyron
Will sell liver for my own
Sadly, no takers

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Demotivation 3.0: 35 More Demotivational Posters For Your Enjoyment

Posted in Cars, Demotivational Poster, FAIL, General, Motorcycle, Sportbikes, Sports Cars by Kurt Ernst | March 5th, 2010 | 2 Responses |

Your mortgage (or your rent) is late, the job you hate is on thin ice and your 15 year old beater car is on it’s last legs. There are no jobs, the economy is in shambles, our cars are trying to kill us and everything you eat, drink or breathe contains something to ensure you die a slow, horrible death. We’re about a year away from killing each other in the streets for food, and no matter how many guns or how much ammo you own, it still isn’t enough.

So what else can you do but laugh about it? We’ve got you covered with 35 more demotivational posters, just in time for the collapse of Western society (or the weekend, whichever comes first). Enjoy!

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55 Massively Demotivational Car & Auto Posters

Posted in Cars, Demotivational Poster, General, Motorcycle by Chris | June 29th, 2009 | 10 Responses |

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Also check out: 35 More Demotivational Posters For Your Enjoyment

I always loved the Sunday paper, because all the comics were extra long, and in color! But I always hated the comics, because there was only one Dilbert, and one Garfield, and one Non-Sequitur per day. I was ecstatic when somebody gave me a whole book of Calvin and Hobbes comics, a book I cherish to this day.

The long and short of it is, RideLusters, that when something good comes along, people like us demand more of it–a lot more of it. And really, we’re adults now (most of us, anyway) and we’re way too busy to spend our days reading an entire comic strip. So God bless the inventor of the Demotivational Press. Like Lays potato chips, we bet you can’t eat just one.

We can’t either, and we’re fatties, so we’re bringing you a butt-load (no pun intended) of Demotivational Car and Bike Posters, the sum of some 50+ images.

So, sit down, shut up, and stuff yourselves. Fast!

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RideLust’s Massive Demotivational Poster Gallery Version 2.0 Page 3

Posted in Cars, Demotivational Poster, General, Motorcycle by Chris | June 19th, 2009 | 6 Responses |

RideLust’s Massive Demotivational Poster Gallery Version 2.0 Page 4

Posted in Cars, Demotivational Poster, General, Motorcycle by Chris | June 19th, 2009 | 2 Responses |

RideLust’s Massive Demotivational Poster Gallery Version 2.0 Page 5

Posted in Cars, Demotivational Poster, General, Motorcycle by Chris | June 19th, 2009 | 10 Responses |

RideLust Celebrates Back-To-School Month, All Aboard The Magic Cool Bus

Posted in Car Photography, Custom, Demotivational Poster, Design, General, Hot Rods by Suzanne Denbow | September 3rd, 2008 | 2 Responses |

September is back to school month, and we here at RideLust began to reminisce the other day about our years in school and the joyful time spent riding in the coveted back of the bus. With the benefit of about 20 ft of seats and 40 noisy kids between you and the bus driver, riders in the back of the bus were enshrouded in an invisibility cloak of sorts. That, coupled with the average driver’s decidedly “hands off” approach to child safety, generally meant that your primary concern was if you were caught smoking unfiltered menthols, that you had enough to share with everyone. Read More…

Demotivational Poster Gallery

Posted in Car Photography, Cars, Demotivational Poster by Suzanne Denbow | August 13th, 2008 | 3 Responses |

We’re huge fans of Despair Inc. and all the spin-off demotivational posters it has inspired, so today we decided to share a few of our favorites with you…

…plus we’re also slightly hungover, and this will buy us some time to sober up a little.

Please browse quietly.

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RideLust’s Massive Demotivational Poster Gallery Version 2.0 Page 2

Posted in Cars, Demotivational Poster, General, Motorcycle by Chris | June 19th, 2007 | 3 Responses |