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You’re Doing it Wrong: Road Rage Backfire

Posted in Best of, FAIL, FAIL / Funny, General, Videos by MrAngry | January 28th, 2012 | 4 Responses |

Road Rage

If you’ve ever been the victim of road rage then you know first-hand just how scary it can be. Sometimes road rage consists of nothing more then someone flipping you the bird, whereas other times it can escalate into a situation that is completely out of your control as other variables can, and often do, interject themselves into the equation. I’m not sure how the following incident began, but I do know that it affected far more people than the original two motorists. In the end, it was simply sheer luck that no one was killed.

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Lamborghini Driver Wrecks – Stupidity to Blame

Posted in Best of, Crashes, FAIL, FAIL / Funny, General, Videos by MrAngry | January 14th, 2012 | 3 Responses |

Lamborghini Crash

It’s no secret that when a bunch of fast cars get together, regardless of the brand, that something bad will usually happen. For the most part drivers are respectful and use common sense, but unfortunately it only takes that one time when good judgement is overridden by ego and adrenaline. This is exactly what happened when a bunch of guys piloting Lamborghini’s got out of control on a public highway. What people tend to forget is that the majority of drivers are simply out on the road going about their daily routine and are not expecting a horde of super cars to come blazing by them at breakneck speeds. Combine that with the fact that these jokers were using all three lanes of traffic and well, the outcome wasn’t hard to predict.

Source: Youtube.com

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Man Saves BMW 3-Series FTW!

Posted in Best of, FAIL, FAIL / Funny, Funny, General, Videos by MrAngry | January 7th, 2012 | 4 Responses |

BMW Fail

The brain fart. It’s a condition that affects every human being at some point or another. Wikipedia defines the brain fart as “a special kind of abnormal brain activity which results in human error while performing a repetitive task”. For instance, if you generally shut all the lights off in your home before you leave and then discover that, at days end, you’ve left one on, well, you just had a brain fart. Most of the times these instances occur with little or no impact on yourself or others. However there are those times when your brain fart causes shit to simply spiral out of control. Take this little yuppie man and his red BMW for example. His brain fart resulted in him leaving his car neutral, which in turn sent it plowing through some bushes and almost into oncoming traffic. Thanks to his Jesse Owens type speed though he was able to prevent this happening and thus saved himself quite a few lawsuits. Click through for the video to see what I’m talking about.

Source: Jalopnik.com

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How to break your back in six easy steps…

Posted in Best of, FAIL, FAIL / Funny, Funny, Funny Videos, General, Videos by MrAngry | January 6th, 2012 | 1 Response |

Redneck Truck Jump

Well Ladies and Gentlemen, if you’re looking for a sure fire way to break your back, have no fear because thanks to these rednecks (N.A.R.) and a busted up old truck, we can now show you how. You see the formula is actually quite simple.

• Step 1: Find a large piece of land that spans about 3 acres.
• Step 2: Obtain an old pick-up truck, preferably one that’s covered in prefabbed rust crumple zones.
• Step 3: Construct a makeshift ramp out of wooden palettes, dirt and old car parts.
• Step 4: Make sure at least 6 of your buddies are on hand and that at least one of them has a camera phone.
• Step 5: DO NOT, under any circumstances, wear safety gear.
• Step 6: Give yourself at least 1/4 mile of acceleration room, pin the throttle and go for broke.

Now, obviously your results may vary, but we’re confident that if you follow these 6 simple steps, that you’ll be able to break your back (along with other vital body parts) in no time.

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You’re Doing it Wrong: Why Blondes Shouldn’t Drive

Posted in Best of, FAIL, FAIL / Funny, Funny, General, Videos by MrAngry | January 2nd, 2012 | 3 Responses |

Blonde Fail

Hot chick? Check. Nice BMW? Check. Long blond hair? Double check! All of these items combined could be the beginnings to a host of different stories and or scenarios. However in this instance they’re simple the case of a dopy blond who is more concerned with her makeup then actually paying attention to what she is doing at the gas station. It’s a shame really as she had obviously gotten all dolled up to go out on the town. Instead though it looks like she’ll just paying off the attendant in the hopes that he doesn’t call the cops on her.

Source: DPCars.com

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Two of San Francisco’s Finest…

Posted in Best of, FAIL, FAIL / Funny by MrAngry | December 29th, 2011 | 2 Responses |

Donk Lexus

One thing about living in a place where custom cars are driven year round is that every so often you see a real gem. This past weekend as I was walking through the streets of San Francisco I came across these two beauties. Atrocity “A” was a mid-1990′s Lexus SC400 with a less than stellar fuschia paint job riding on color coded 28-inch rims. The fender wells looked as though they’d been widened with a Sawzall and the suspension had some of the scariest welds on it that I’ve ever seen. On a high note though this sucker had more ground clearance then a Hummer H1, so if you wanted to go off-road, then this was your baby.

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You’re Doing it Wrong: Ford Mustang Fail

Posted in Best of, FAIL, FAIL / Funny, Funny, General, Videos by MrAngry | December 20th, 2011 | 4 Responses |

Horney Ford Mustang

It’s no secret that it doesn’t take much to push a car over the edge when it comes to customizing. Changing things like wheels, interior and paint are basic items, but if you really want to fuck-up your ride, then you should sit down and take notes from this guy. This is a V6 Ford Mustang and when I say that it’s one of the worst I’ve ever seen, I’m not lying. First off it’s a V6, yellow and a convertible, which means if you’re not a 16-year old girl, then you have no business driving it. Secondly, the owner has seen fit to not only plaster it with fake train horns, but he’s also included a mounted deers head that’s attached via a class-II trailer hitch. WTF people? Tell me… why, why does something like this even exist in this world?

Source: Youtube.com

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Mercedes SLR McLaren: Only $11 Million and it’s Yours…

Posted in AMG, Best of, European Rides, FAIL, FAIL / Funny, McLaren, Mercedes Benz, Rides by MrAngry | December 13th, 2011 | 11 Responses |

Mercedes SLR McLaren 999 Red Gold Dream

600 rubies, a bunch of 24-carat gold, a reported 35,000 hours of labor (I call bullshit on that one) and a for sale price tag of $11-million. This is an honest-to-goodness Mercedes-Benz SLR McLaren that’s been ruined by Swiss entrepreneur, Ueli Anliker, a man who possesses what is perhaps the worst taste in all of automotive history. Apparently Anliker wanted to created his vision of the perfect automobile, but instead, destroyed one of the greatest cars to come out of the auto industry in the last 20 years. I mean seriously, this sucker looks like it was build behind some bodega in the South Bronx, and then used to sell crack to some deadbeat toothless hookers. UGH!! it’s freaking me out just looking at the photo’s…

Why Ueli Anliker, why would you do this to such a wonderful automobile???

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Apparently Russian’s Crash… A LOT.

Posted in Best of, FAIL, FAIL / Funny, Funny, General, Videos by MrAngry | November 29th, 2011 | 3 Responses |

Russia Car Crash Compilation

It’s no secret that watching crash compilation videos is something that we all love to do. Maybe it’s because the automotive misfortune that’s taking place is not our own, or maybe it’s because we’re just a voyeuristic society. Whatever the case though we flock to these suckers like moths to an open flame. Granted cities with a higher population density are prone to have more wrecks then others, but for the most part these accidents happen because of the inexperience and or, inept driver who resides behind the wheel. The following 5-minutes of debauchery comes to us from cold and snowy Russia. A land that is home to cheap cars, poor drivers and apparently roads that are rain soaked year round.

Source: Youtube.com

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Street Racing: You’re Doing It Wrong

Posted in Corvette, Crashes, FAIL, Racing, Videos by Kurt Ernst | November 29th, 2011 | 6 Responses |

Here’s the scenario: a C5 Corvette throws down against a C6 Corvette at a traffic light in The Woodlands, Texas. What happens next is pure stupidity, since drag racing into a corner when you haven’t mastered the basics of car control isn’t likely to end well. The video’s been making the rounds, so our apologies if you’ve already seen the Thanksgiving eve crash. Read More…