RideLust

For those of you that don’t know, men are very simple creatures – we like red meat, cars, guns and boobs. Generally we can’t sustain ourselves on just one of those items, but combine any two of them together and PAAPOW!! We have instant sustainability. Take for example red meat and guns, two items that help a man feel like a man. We get the guns, go into the woods and then we shoot the animal that has the red meat that we’re going to cook over an open flame in the forest. After red meat and guns comes cars and boobs. Two other objects that men can’t seem to live without. Just as the guns get us the meat, sometimes the cars get us the boobs… but not always. Now, if for some reason that the owners of these boobs happen to like cars, well then… that’s the proverbial jackpot. Below is a pictorial listing of some of everything mentioned above, sans the red meat and guns. Otherwise though, I think we’ve got it covered. Oh, and don’t worry it’s safe for work, although you may be a bit embarrassed if a female co-worker see’s you drooling on your keyboard. You’ve been warned.